(Source: fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos, via mangledsmile)
I wish I could be a woman for a day, not to play with myself or have sex with everything poking out of a wall, but to do some serious fisticuffs with some of the women I meet.
Rarely ever on tumblr. After scrolling through my dash I realize it’s because everyone I follow is my age but types and acts like a melodramatic 12 year old.
are u feeling it now mr. krabs
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